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Lyrics: Gadget Man
Album: The Harvest LP

INTRO:
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start
DoJa and Gris, we never miss
Rock roll and hop hip is on a balance beam
Whenever I spit, bitch it’s like a city of Myst
Whatever was writ turns into reality

CHORUS 1: 
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, 
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, 
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, 
You must, you must think that I’m from Gadgetzan

Wow, WoW, did he really go there
Giant purple troll with some green and gold hair
Tiger on his side with a really cold stare
Funny looking ears but I wouldn’t go there, homie

VERSE 1:
With a little flower power, I can throw fire
oh, and go higher than the golden sun
It’s that Goldeneye, with the platinum tongue
That just can’t stop flapping them gums, one

King of the tekkies, go and tell the Trekkies
Live long and prosper, your scheming don't affect me
cause I don’t give a fuck, I played ping pong with King Kong
So bold I’m bout to tell the Klingons to bring it on.

Not famous yet, but I got my FAMAS
and If I’m called to duty I’ll smoke ‘em like marijuana
NBA Jam on ‘em, BOOMSHAKALAKA
Then chop them fools up like I’m Baraka

With my, Blades of Steel, I made the deal
The game is done, I’m Shang Tsung, your soul is mine
Over the line with a flow so fine
That it just might fuck your brain or blow your mind

CHORUS 2: 
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
You must, you must think that I’m from Gadgetzan 

Wow, WoW, did he really go there 
Giant purple troll with some green and gold hair
Tiger on his side with a really cold stare 
Funny looking ears but I wouldn’t go there, homie 

VERSE 2: 
Man how I love to reminisce
How I been the muthafuckin champ since Genesis,
yes Eating all my foes and my nemesis’, for breakfast
‘Till they’re nothing more than my emesis

Thumbs could dead a man, sharper than Vega’s hand
Never leave the base without my strap and my tac com
I been the MegaMan, way before Sega Man
‘Cause whenever I see A.I.s, I Cap Coms

And turn them digital bitches into some fish food
GLOCK nine scoped, yeah, this’ll do
But half the time, before I pull the pistol
They get a dose of this dude and go Yoshimitsu

Fuck it, I’m still giving ‘em what I think
It’s my life, and I’m living it to the brink
When I write, I place that charisma in my ink
Laced, with that courage, power, wisdom, like I’m Link

CHORUS 3: 
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
You must, you must think that I’m from Gadgetzan 

Wow, WoW, did he really go there 
Giant purple troll with some green and gold hair
Tiger on his side with a really cold stare 
Funny looking ears but I wouldn’t go there, homie 

VERSE 3: 
Alright let’s see who’s feeling me, Paladin is healing me Enemies are fleeing me, me and my squad of deities Warrior tanks, elvish killers and dwarf elites
But this Orcish horde up on my side is dwarfing me

Good thing I got my sword on me, swing it in a rotary
Cut one at the belly, his blood and guts are all over me
Take a step back, just to see how many are swarming me And invite these Godless bastards to their death, cordially

One comes from the left and I cut his throat, ‘go to sleep’
Two more try to jump me and I gut ‘em both accordingly
Somewhere in the distance I think my wife says she’s divorcing me
But I’m too busy baggin’ and taggin’ em like a grocery

Damn this imp is close to me, shields down, exposing me
Frost witch has frozen me, this ain’t how it’s supposed to be
I’m yelling at this warlock to conjure up some sorcery
n' knock this cursed toothless-ass bitch up out her hosiery 

CHORUS 4:
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!,  
You must, you must think that I’m from Gadgetzan 

Wow, WoW, did he really go there 
Giant purple troll with some green and gold hair
Tiger on his side with a really cold stare 
Funny looking ears but I wouldn’t go there, homie 

OUTTRO:
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, 
You really wanna fuck with me, at least hatch a plan Wanna start static, go ahead, stage a match
'Show Em CALDOJA', hater that’s my gamer-tag

Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, 
You really wanna fuck with me, at least hatch a plan
Wanna start static, go ahead, stage a match
'
Show Em CALDOJA', hater that’s my gamer-tag

​-CalDoJa

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