INTRO: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start DoJa and Gris, we never miss Rock roll and hop hip is on a balance beam Whenever I spit, bitch it’s like a city of Myst Whatever was writ turns into reality
CHORUS 1: Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, You must, you must think that I’m from Gadgetzan
Wow, WoW, did he really go there Giant purple troll with some green and gold hair Tiger on his side with a really cold stare Funny looking ears but I wouldn’t go there, homie
VERSE 1: With a little flower power, I can throw fire oh, and go higher than the golden sun It’s that Goldeneye, with the platinum tongue That just can’t stop flapping them gums, one
King of the tekkies, go and tell the Trekkies Live long and prosper, your scheming don't affect me cause I don’t give a fuck, I played ping pong with King Kong So bold I’m bout to tell the Klingons to bring it on.
Not famous yet, but I got my FAMAS and If I’m called to duty I’ll smoke ‘em like marijuana NBA Jam on ‘em, BOOMSHAKALAKA Then chop them fools up like I’m Baraka
With my, Blades of Steel, I made the deal The game is done, I’m Shang Tsung, your soul is mine Over the line with a flow so fine That it just might fuck your brain or blow your mind
CHORUS 2: Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, You must, you must think that I’m from Gadgetzan
Wow, WoW, did he really go there Giant purple troll with some green and gold hair Tiger on his side with a really cold stare Funny looking ears but I wouldn’t go there, homie
VERSE 2: Man how I love to reminisce How I been the muthafuckin champ since Genesis, yes Eating all my foes and my nemesis’, for breakfast ‘Till they’re nothing more than my emesis
Thumbs could dead a man, sharper than Vega’s hand Never leave the base without my strap and my tac com I been the MegaMan, way before Sega Man ‘Cause whenever I see A.I.s, I Cap Coms
And turn them digital bitches into some fish food GLOCK nine scoped, yeah, this’ll do But half the time, before I pull the pistol They get a dose of this dude and go Yoshimitsu
Fuck it, I’m still giving ‘em what I think It’s my life, and I’m living it to the brink When I write, I place that charisma in my ink Laced, with that courage, power, wisdom, like I’m Link
CHORUS 3: Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, You must, you must think that I’m from Gadgetzan
Wow, WoW, did he really go there Giant purple troll with some green and gold hair Tiger on his side with a really cold stare Funny looking ears but I wouldn’t go there, homie
VERSE 3: Alright let’s see who’s feeling me, Paladin is healing me Enemies are fleeing me, me and my squad of deities Warrior tanks, elvish killers and dwarf elites But this Orcish horde up on my side is dwarfing me
Good thing I got my sword on me, swing it in a rotary Cut one at the belly, his blood and guts are all over me Take a step back, just to see how many are swarming me And invite these Godless bastards to their death, cordially
One comes from the left and I cut his throat, ‘go to sleep’ Two more try to jump me and I gut ‘em both accordingly Somewhere in the distance I think my wife says she’s divorcing me But I’m too busy baggin’ and taggin’ em like a grocery
Damn this imp is close to me, shields down, exposing me Frost witch has frozen me, this ain’t how it’s supposed to be I’m yelling at this warlock to conjure up some sorcery n' knock this cursed toothless-ass bitch up out her hosiery
CHORUS 4: Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, You must, you must think that I’m from Gadgetzan
Wow, WoW, did he really go there Giant purple troll with some green and gold hair Tiger on his side with a really cold stare Funny looking ears but I wouldn’t go there, homie
OUTTRO: Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, You really wanna fuck with me, at least hatch a plan Wanna start static, go ahead, stage a match 'Show Em CALDOJA', hater that’s my gamer-tag
Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, Gadget Man!, You really wanna fuck with me, at least hatch a plan Wanna start static, go ahead, stage a match 'Show Em CALDOJA', hater that’s my gamer-tag
