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Lyrics: CALDOJ City
Album: The Harvest LP

VERSE 1:
Cunning as a fox, the lyricist with the gift
of spit it swift, as David the Gnome would say
CalDoJ slays beats, homie close that case
Throw my name up on the deed because I own this place

Who’s to talk, knock ‘em out their shoes and socks
View me on the news like the flu and the stocks
Arugula, baby that’s just food for thought
I’m the next superstar to peruse the block

So who’s the cops, yo let em know the purp is around
and the show don’t finish when the curtain goes down
It’s a Star Trek bitch, James Kirk is abound
by verbin my nouns my words & my sounds 'r servin the town

And I’ma stand though the fan blows shitty
I’ma be the man as long as Dan Bones with me
Now I’m feeling strong like that Balco is in me
So I’d like to welcome ya’ll to CalDoJ City

VERSE 2:
Go’on ask around town and the Holmes did found me
Now them Baskerville hounds surround they all around me
Inertia can not rest around me
Sure, lock my spot, best in county

But it all depends on the moves that I make
Choose my fate, along the way I bruise and break
Stay cool as cake until the day my pubes are grey
Create the music that could move the state

But now it’s time to ride so I hop in the whip
I hit the I-75, ain’t no stoppin’ to piss
’til I’m on Hollywood Drive, bumpin’ my shit 
Who’s album is this? Don’t you know it’s Calvin and Chris

No if you’re robbed by a hater, call it a hate crime
It’s takes time to take mine and wind up on Dateline
Those California Raisins heard it, through the grapevine
Track Assassin’s packed & Caddillacin’ past the state lines

VERSE 3:
I might as well play the fiddle, ‘way I move that hay
Keep my Kin up in the middle like I’m Kunta-Te
Christoph and CalDoJ baby who is they?
They rockin’ shit, they the new USA

And I’m the shit so much that I’m incontinent
That’s why I’m starving like Marvin on my Martian shit
It’s unanimous, but it’s not been said
I’m doper than all the cannabis on the continent

The end is near, befriend the fear
until then my pen is old school like it’s yesteryear
Let’s be clear, the next best is here, 
The best, best beware of the best in the hemisphere

But I gotta talk later, cross that equator
Tell baby girl I’ma take over the world
Cause the Mac is here, matter fact the crack is here
The dopest rapper in the atmosphere

Humanoids get out my way…I’m on the interstate 
On my way to inner space, eyes wide like dinner plates
They wanna come but sour grapes, I bounce away to outer space
Them martians poppin’ Alize for me all through the galaxy

And yes they know, 
I am the best to flow in the celestial
That’s why them extra-terrestrials on my testicles
I’m the best thing poppin’ since Pepsi Co

-CalDoJa 

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  • Home
  • Giveaways
  • MUSIC
    • Credits - The Harvest LP
  • Acting
    • Headshots
    • Comedy
      • Web Series
        • Calvin and CalDoJa - The Night Show
        • ComedyVille
          • Avengers Spoof Trailer
          • Cave Bros.
          • ComedyVIlle RETRO
          • Hamster Hunter
          • Jurassic World Spoof Trailer
          • Kingsford
          • Lysol
          • Perfect Cup of Coffee
          • RICK!
          • Sad Clown
          • Sporty McSports
        • The D in 3
        • Destroy it
        • VLOG Life
      • UMFU
      • Zombie Apocalypse
      • Bobby Flannigan
      • 50Cal News
    • Drama
    • Commercial
    • Resume
  • Movies
    • Commercial Films
      • Client SIdekick
      • D-MAN Foundation
      • Guardian Angel Health Care
      • Lava Mountain Coffee
      • Organifi
      • Satisfied Clients
      • Slight Return
      • WMYD Channel 20
      • WXYZ - Channel 7
  • GAMING
  • My Multiverse
  • Extras
    • Gallery
      • MEA TV & Radio Festival 2018
      • MEA TV & Radio Festival 2017
      • Michigan Summer Video Release Party
      • MEA TV & Radio Festival 2016
      • Bleu Detroit 2016
  • Contact